What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Snow globes.
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?