When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
On Black Friday.
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Do dads always snore?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?