What horn never makes a sound?
A shoe horn.
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What's the laziest vegetable?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?