What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Don't get bent out of shape!
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?