Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Because it's made of hide.
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What animal has the most fun?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.