What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
An alley cat!
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?