What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
A goblin.
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
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Why are cause and effect so close?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What are the strongest days of the week?