What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
A boo-ffet!
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Where do surfers go to school?
What animal floats best?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?