What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
A passport.
What do you call a short cow?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?