What's a car's favorite TV show?
Law and Order SUV.
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What car is the perfect size for mice?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?