My brother is my partner in crime.
Until we get caught, then he did it!
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Where does water do all its banking?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?