What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
I'm just kitten' around.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?