What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Anything that's not a nursery rhyme!
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?