What do fairies always drink?
Sprite.
Why are cause and effect so close?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?