What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
The next day, all the chocolate is on sale!
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?