What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Spring-time.
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?