What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
A duckumentary!
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why did the student always get straight A's?