Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
So that they can pack the defense.
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why did the professor write on the window?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do elves learn in school?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?