What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Find somebody else to do it.
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Where do termites go camping?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?