Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
He traveled a lot.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?