Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Because you will have sweet dreams.
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?