What's the world's weakest animal?
A toad, he croaks if you even touch him.
Where do ships always get stuck?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?