Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
It had a date!
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What kind of car does a chicken have?