When fish play football, who is the captain?
The team's kipper.
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Can February March?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What's E.T. short for?
Why was the cow afraid?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?