Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
They were egg-cellently hidden!
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
How do fleas travel?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?