Where do belly buttons go to college?
The Navel Academy.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What's the loudest sport?
Why was the horse so happy?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?