What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
The cold shoulder.
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why is a computer so smart?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did the baby cookie cry?