What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
How do amoebas make calls?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What is a cow's dream job?