Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
A boneyard.
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
When does a horse talk?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?