Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
RE-EYE.
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Where does breakfast live?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?