What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Pop.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?