Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Because that's when the Taco Bell® would ring.
Why do plants hate algebra?
Where does water do all its banking?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?