How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Reigning cats and dogs.
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What do cats wear to work?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?