What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
How do automobiles fly?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?