Why do plants hate algebra?
It gives them square roots.
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?