Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
A plaid-ypus.
Why is spring the oddest season?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why was the bud so shy?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
How do frogs get to work?