When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?