What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Chocolate chip cookie DOH!
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?