What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
An ice-cold croak-a-cola.
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?