What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Train up a child in the way he should go.
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?