Why should you not pamper a cow?
You'll get spoiled milk.
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What kind of bird can write?
Why did the cloud date the fog?