Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Because his old job just gave him the boot!
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why did electricity win the race?