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He has a green thumb.
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why was the bee sad?