Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Because it always beats around the bush.
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?