What's a mouse's favorite board game?
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What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?