Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
The salad bar.
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?