Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
A bull.
Where do polar bears store their money?
How long do chickens work?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?