Why do cows like being told jokes?
Because they like being amoosed.
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?