Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken didn't exist yet.
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?