Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Because she sheepwalked!
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?